Before leaving from the park my friend’s sister gave me a kiss (mashaAllah she’s such a cutie-tutie) and my youngest sister with her uncontrollable jealousy was upset. Here’s the conversation that ensued.

Youngest sister: Never talk to me again.

Me: It was just one kiss

Sister: I’m not listening to you.

Me: It didn’t mean anything!

Sister: And you hugged her back.

Me: I can’t hug people?

Sister: Not other girls.

I never thought I’d ever have this conversation -I felt like a guy caught between his girlfriend and his ex.