Reader beware. There. That’s my fair warning.

Let me tell you how vile I am. Goodness gracious me why does this happen?

When I get hungry and postpone eating either one of two things happen. Either 1) I properly prepare something and eat like a civilized human being or 2) all civility goes out the window and I eat the first thing my eye catches without thinking.

In the last seven minutes I scarfed down two and a half cheese sticks, one and a half chicken tenders, cheese crackers, some fries, and a small (okay it wasn’t small, more like big) cup of apple sauce. All in less than 10 minutes.

Excuse me while I projectile vomit all over the house.

I should really say alhamdulilah at least the foods kind of match this time meaning you could find most of the items on a normal dinner menu. Normally my ravenous eating would entail something like an apple, some tuna, pudding, and then a bowl of cereal.

Yuck.

I actually thought about eating the perfectly ripe banana before I felt the gurgle of doom in my gastronal pouch. I knew I did something wrong during my blind eating fury..something very very wrong. And now my stomach was going to show me who’s boss. I had to sit down and stay clam before I made the mess that no one wants to clean up. You know, the one that’s redish in color or sometimes clear, but always with green or orange slimy chunks? The one that you feel crawl up your throat before the inevitable end. Sometimes you manage to swallow it (whewh what a close call) and other times it pushes through your teeth forcing you to feel it’s powerful gush of grossness.

Alhamulilah I was fine, but did amira learn her 1029743284th lesson -no. I could say yes, but I know it’ll happen again -probably in the near future.

eating champ of the world,
amira