I was frantically trying to open the new box of tissues because my allergies were starting up again when my youngest sister asked for one. She’s the type of beanhead that wants something only because my sister and I have it and so I gave her half a tissue instead of a whole one. Here’s what happened.
E: “Can I have a tissue?”
Me: “Why do you need one?”
E: “Because I just need one.”
Me: “Here’s half.”
E: (an extremely “That’s not fair!” look on her face) “BUT I HAVE A BIG SNOT!”
